幽默的英语句子

　　1、没有人不会累，只是每个人宣泄的方式不同，比如我：懒得说。

　　No one is not tired, but everyone has different ways of venting, such as me: lazy to say.

　　2、前面一只虫飞到我的数学题旁边，看了几眼题目死了。

　　A bug in front of me flew to my math problem and saw the problem dead.

　　3、每当我找到成功的钥匙，就有人偷偷把锁给换了。

　　Whenever I find the key to success, someone stealthily changes the lock.

　　4、孔子不能解决的问题，老子帮你解决。

　　I will help you solve the problems that Confucius cant solve.

　　5、减肥这种事从来不会船到桥头自然直，你这体重，没到桥头船就沉了。

　　This kind of thing will never go straight from bridge to bridge. Your weight will sink before bridge.

　　6、早起的鸟儿有早饭吃，晚起的鸟儿有晚饭吃。

　　The early bird has breakfast, the late bird has supper.

　　7、即使失败99次，我也要继续下去，最起码凑个整，免得强迫症又犯了！

　　Even if I fail 99 times, I will continue, at least to make a whole, so as not to make another obsessive-compulsive disorder!

　　8、在街上看美女，目光高一点就是欣赏，目光低一点就是流氓。

　　Looking at beauties in the street, the higher one is appreciation, and the lower one is rogue.

　　9、脚好冷，想借哪吒的风火轮踩几天。

　　My feet are cold. I want to step on Nezhas wind fire wheel for a few days.

　　10、如果我死了，我的第一句话是：终于不用怕鬼了。

　　If I die, my first sentence is: dont be afraid of ghosts at last.